OMFG GAIZ GUESS WHAT?!?!?!?!
MADN3SS 10 COME OUT!!!
its really c00l, it got gunz, blood and sexy boobs. (ok maybe not the last 1). WHen i saw iT on the front page i thoght it was fake but then when i watch it i was liek OMFGDISISAWESOEM!!!!1 it was really cool it strts liek hang with his lobster arm lol with that funny guy and thy be fightin that black guy(not racist LOL) and then they pwn the shite outta him. then he runs awai like a little pussy and hank and tht funny guy chase him!! den dey kill the sunglasses guys. it was cool the were all like BANGBANGBANBBANG!!1 and they were all like *dead* but then it was like OH SHITTTTTT!1111!!!!!!! they saw the black guy again except he was biger1!! then he pwns them silly and hank almost dies!!1 then the black guy starts swallong more ppl(for power) but then he axidently swalows the clown and then hes like OHHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!! and then the movie ends nice cliffhanger ending krinkles.
i would not recommend any little kiddies watchin dis movie because it is too hardcore for them. you hve to be hardcore like me to wathc madness. it will messs u up. there is just 2 much vilence for yo0u to handle. dont worry i am 12 so i am safe.
anyways i am going to make my own madness movie because that was AWSEOME. i dont know how to use flash lol so im going to use windows movie maker!!@! please subscribe to my youtube account.
Hey Newgrounds, I'm in a pretty fucking pissed off mood today. I'm using a friend's computer because the fucking FBI confiscated mine. I'm calling for a boycott of REAL DOLL.
Here's what happened. You can order custom Real Dolls so I specified that I wanted their smallest model with no pubic hairs and a perfectly flat chest. Two weeks later I notice the charge hasn't gone through on my Visa so I called to ask if there was a problem. The guy on the phone asks what my order number was and I tell him. I then hear him talking in the background to someone, maybe his manager and he comes back and says there is no problem that they're waiting for a custom part to be milled and won't bill my credit card until it's finished.
No problem. Well this morning the fucking FBI bust down my door with a warrent. They grab my fucking computer, they grab all my CDs and DVDs (even more store bought music CDs and DVDs) and all my videotapes and leave with them and take me in for questioning.
They tell me Real Doll called the FBI to register a complaint that I'm a pedo trying to buy illegal pedo products. WTF!?! There was nothing illegal about the Real Doll I was trying to buy. But the FBI said it was suspiscious enough that it gave them grounds to get a fucking search warrent to look through my shit for CP. WTF!?! What fucking country is this?
The most they'll find is maybe some legal softcore Loli hentai because I don't have any CP. Hell I don't even like porn of real people which is why I was buying a fucking Real Doll in the first place.
So now they've told me not to leave town until the investigation is over (which I don't think they can legally do anyways, until I'm charged I'm legally free to go wherever I want), I have to hire a fucking lawyer, and I've got no fucking computer or CDs or DVDs or even fucking video tapes until they're done searching through my shit.
Uggh I know I may seem like a troll, but I have good intentions I swear. Anyways, the thing that bothers me the most is online posers. You know the kind that pretend to be someone else over the internet. Back in 2008 I noticed the user freeriderpete was a poser. I made him admit, but then he erased the comment saying he was a poser(wtf?). I should have taken a screenie of that, but I didn't know at the time. So he pretty much got away with it. He never goes on anymore, so I don't think it matters.
Okkk enough of that. I think the User "BlueXepho" is a poser. He pretty much just randomly showed up, and started seeking attention. This is what posers do. If he was real, he wouldnt need to seek attention, it would come to him. I posted on his blog post to prove that he is real. He said he will, but he never did. I noticed this so I made a whole big comment on his next news post, explaining why he is fake.
When I clicked the submit button, it said I needed to wait for approval. That's strange, last time I didn't need approval. Probably because when I posted it, he realized that there are comments that would prove he is fake. Removing my comment or banning me would look suspicious, so he just made his next post have approved comments. Thats strange, why the sudden change? As you can see, my comment is not on there, which shows that he did not approve it. Instead of thinking of a response for my comment he just removed it as if "nobody knew you wrote it." Wow this kid sure knows how to use newgrounds, only being here less than a month. This kid has got to be an alt. He obviously knows how to use newgrounds sooo well and made a nice banner and coded everything right on the first try. Probably uses newgrounds. Anyways thats the end of the "rant" and I guess I need your support. And if this is BlueXepho reading this, just give up, I already won.
TLDR: BLUEXEPHO IS A FAKER AND I NEED YOUR HELP AND SUPPORT THANKS!
I wanna be the very best,
Like no troll ever was.
To troll them is my real quest,
To annoy them is my cause.
I will spam across the web,
Flaming far and wide.
Each forum mod to understand,
The idiot that's inside.
TROLOLOS! it's only me
To troll is my destiny,
TROLOLOS! Oh I just got banned.
By a mod who was mad
TROLOLOS! a heart so cruel
Our flaming will pull us through,
You troll me and I'll flame you,
TROLOLOS! gotta troll them all. GOTTA TROLL'EM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!!
2010-02-12 21:13:31 by Figikii
This is for everyone who can't make a flash that passes judgement.
Step 1: Import a song with a huge filesize AND DONT COMPRESS IT!!!!
There you go, you can import multiple songs for a bigger filesize. Make sure it is over 5MB is your flash is that bad and you need this guide.
Why does this work?
THIS IS THE TRUTH, THE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO GET BP POINTS DONT WATCH YOUR FLASH, THEY JUST VOTE ON THE FILESIZE!!! THE ONES WITH THE MOST BP POINTS ARE THE MOST LIKELY TO DO THIS, AND THEY HAVE THE MOST VOTING POWER. THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO LAZY TO WATCH THE WHOLE FLASH MOVIE AND THEN VOTE.
Hopefully you found this helpful.
So are all of you blog posts getting 0 comments? Don't worry here are some ways to get attention.
Don't post about yourself - Seriously, no one cares about you or that flash movie your making.
Comment on other blogs - Just comment on the ones who dont normally get comments, they will usually return the favor.
Make the reader feel good about themselves - Post something like "OMG i'm level 6" and people will just come in to show you that they are better than you because their level is higher than yours.
TROLLING - I should have put this first, but this method is the most efficient way of recieving attention. It requires little effort and draws alot of attention. Just post negative comments on other blogs and PROFIT!!! Remember, negative attention is still attention.
Earning Attention - This is probably the way to recieve the most attetion, but requires alot of hard work. Just submit a really good flash or write a really thought out blog and you will get a ton of attention.
Become an Admin - The admins don't have to try to get attention. They could just write a blog post that says nothing but "ASKDF" and nothing else, and get over 200 comments saying that it is the most funny and original thing ever. The only problem with this is that you need to be selected by god to become one.
Those are the methods used to recive attention and I would recommend to use trolling for attention because its so easy.