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My theme song

Posted by Figikii - May 15th, 2011

I wanna be the very best,
Like no troll ever was.
To troll them is my real quest,
To annoy them is my cause.

I will spam across the web,
Flaming far and wide.
Each forum mod to understand,
The idiot that's inside.

TROLOLOS! it's only me
To troll is my destiny,

TROLOLOS! Oh I just got banned.
By a mod who was mad
TROLOLOS! a heart so cruel
Our flaming will pull us through,

You troll me and I'll flame you,
TROLOLOS! gotta troll them all. GOTTA TROLL'EM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!!
! TROLOLOS!

My theme song

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Christian676

Ooh, what a troll. He has his own theme song, AND he's a bible-thumping failure of life.

Figikii

damn straight

Christian676

Do something beneficial with your life and sell your computer and buy some rope with the money you made off of it. Then you should know what to do from there.

Figikii

im gonna need alot of rope

Christian676

If the rope bit is too difficult to comprehend, you can always just go drink some antifreeze. That works too. One small sip for mankind.

Figikii

ok brb

Christian676

You're not living up to your proclamation as a troll for the following reasons:
You're too submissive,
You leech your insults instead of make them up,
You fail at grammar,
You admit your location,
You proclaim yourself to be a troll,
You act like a 10yr. old,
You're inferior to a 10yr. old,
And last but certainly not least, you made up a fail theme for yourself that's a rip-off of the Pokemon theme

Lrn2Troll.

Figikii

umm im a next generation troll look it up. trolling for justice.

Christian676

A next generation troll? Are next generation trolls a bunch of 10yr. olds that have no ability to defend themselves and proclaim themselves as trolls for attention?

I hate the internet sometimes.

Figikii (Updated )

Ok man, I'm going to be nice right now and tell you that you are THE perfect troll bait. I've already milked enough attention from you, so I'm going to tell you this right now. All of these fail troll "traits" I have are what is making you so angry. I would actually consider them real troll traits. Different people require different trolling methods. I first saw your username, then I thought I should post something bashing your username with a copypasta to get a reaction. I did and you are giving me TONS of attention. Its what us trolls feed off of. In the end you pretty much let the troll win. I could keep going but I want to put this to an end. Yes, the art of trolling.

But yeah, my biggest weakness is that I am too submissive, otherwise I wouldn't have told you that.

chillbro

It's too bad that picture of Conker is the only cool thing on this profile.

Figikii

i know all these stupid post responses making me look bad

chillbro

Also, God isn't real, just for the record.

Figikii

hey FUCK YOU HE EXISTS, fyi

Christian676

Angry? Not at all. But I found it rather funny that you thought I was at all mad, and found it even funnier that you thought you were partially responsible. You're still left with nothing, and you're still a nobody in everybody's eyes. Do the world a favor and lie down in the center of a busy street.

Figikii

In the end it all matters that you gave me attention... and you're still doing it.

chillbro

What proof do you have of God's existence?

Figikii

HE IS THE CREATOR OF THE WORLD, YOU WOULDNT BE ALIVE IF IT WERENT FOR HIM. HAS A MIRACLE EVER HAPPENED TO YOU? IT IS THE WORK OF HIM. GOD ACTS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS, IM TELLING YOU. LIKE TODAY, HE SAVED US ALL FROM THE RAPTURE.

Christian676

Is that all you want? Attention? That's pretty sad that you refer to the fact that I'm paying attention to your page so often, and you use it as a substitute for a real argument. All you're doing is trying to protect yourself with something intelligent, and it's not working. You're mentally incapable of defending yourself at all. Go ask your parents to have kids with somebody that isn't their sibling for once, because I'm as disappointed in you as your parents were when you were born. You're nothing more than a self-proclaimed failtroll, and that's all you'll ever be.
No wonder you get picked on day in and day out.

Figikii

shit i just got trolled.

Christian676

You keep calling me a troll, and yet you have nothing to back it up with. That's funny. It must be one of you next generation trolls' petty comebacks, along with copy pasta'd insults. Get some originality. And while you're at it, get a 12-gauge shotgun and wash your mouth with buckshot, you worthless nobody.

Figikii

damn, I wanna just ignore you to prove a point, but that would probably make you think that you won. I have no clue what to do. It looks like you are having alot of fun with those insults though.

Christian676

You want to ignore me to prove a point? What point? My previously stated point where I said that you have no ability of defending yourself? If that's what you meant I guess you were right for once in your pathetic life. And exactly what is there to win here? I'm just in another argument with another monkey. Winning this argument with you wouldn't mean that much to me. It wouldn't be much of an accomplishment, seeing as you're contemplating whether or not to block me after like 8 comments. And if you have no clue what to do, my best recommendation would be to put a bullet in your thick skull.

Figikii

oh i forgot you could block thanks alot, kinda went on a 2 year hiatus.

crabbylyn123

Nice

manicjudgement

Troll got trolled. Nicey nice.

Figikii

i will have my revenge just wait

Gynecrologist

troll-five!

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Dosensuppen

I wanna be the very best, like no troll ever was.
To find newbs is my real test, to anger them is my cause...
I will travel across the net, searching forums and sites,
These little noobs to understand, the lulz that's inside.
Little newbs...gotta troll 'em all!!
It's you and me...
I know when you're angry.
Hey newb ...Oh..you're my best friend,
When I want to laugh again.
Little newbs ...gotta troll 'em all!!
On the net, so new -- your inexperience will fall on you!
You yell at me when I troll you!
Little newbs!
Gotta Troll 'Em All!
Gotta Troll 'Em All!
LITTLE NEWBS!

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